"I knew she was trouble the moment she handed me the scissors and whispered, ‘undress me’."

oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

(via idafalone)

buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

(via epic-humor)